Can't have shit in Ohio rlack the
capacity to acquire crap inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have any worthless material during staying inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I can't acquire even a speck of waste in Ohio. No waste to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capability to acquire even the smallest speck of garbage during the time living within the borders of the
Buckeye State. No garbage available around here, sadly. I am missing even a trace of feces in OH.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to possess any crap while residing in Ohio. No rubbish available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am restricted to possess a single waste whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage for me, alas. I am unable to obtain any of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to acquire even a single excrement during living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, sadly. I have no means to possess any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to acquire any waste whilst residing inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.