ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ on Twitter Can’t have shit in Ohio
unable to possess garbage inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any valueless matter while residing inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't have any rubbish in Ohio. No waste available around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense within OH.
Alas, I am devoid of the ability to have a single rubbish whilst residing within the borders of the Buckeye State. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am lacking a single substance inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have any nonsense while residing in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to own any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to possess even the smallest amount of nonsense during staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to acquire the slightest bit of excrement during living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, unfortunately. I can't have the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess any junk whilst staying within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of material within the great state of Ohio.