unable to own junk inside the state of.
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am missing even a trace of matter in Ohio.
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within these boundaries, sadly. I am unable to possess even a speck of substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
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Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to
possess any shit while staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in this area, sadly. I can't own any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
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