lack the capacity to own garbage within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire a single useless substance while staying inside Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to possess even a speck of feces in the state of. No waste to be found in this region, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I can't possess the ability to acquire a single junk whilst living within Ohio. No garbage to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am lacking a single feces inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to have a single nonsense while residing in
Ohio. No garbage available within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to have any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to acquire a single garbage while staying within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to acquire even
a single shit during staying in the state of Ohio.
No garbage available in Ohio, unfortunately. I can't have even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to obtain the slightest bit of garbage during residing inside Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside the great state of Ohio.